Fresh new sitcom idea: a spinoff of Modern Family but it's 1536 and the dissolution of the monasteries is in full swing. The patriarch is a secret Catholic and is hiding this from his long suffering wife and children. The guilt is eating him alive but he puts a brave face on things and has a reputation for being a total lad, a real joker, a good-time guy. Spoiler alert: they're all secretly Catholic but hiding it from the others. The family is tearing itself apart at the seams. Secrecy lurks beneath every punchline. It's a fun-filled series of heartwarming, wacky japes, set during the reign of terror of Henry VIII.

Me: makes a post which I'm pretty pleased with, solely on a lololol level

@rubiscothegeek: just casually adds the funniest fucking thing I've ever read as a reply

a screenshot of a comment by Tumblr user rubiscothegeek which reads: three separate priests are hidden in the walls by three different family members and there's a running subplot about how they all accidentally avoid discovery by each otherALT

Working title Mass Appeal

All three priests are played by Danny DeVito in different wigs

dwellerinthelibrary:
“anticoegitto:
“ papiro, Museo Egizio del Cairo
foto: Claudio Molinari
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The deceased woman spears a naughty snake in Cairo Museum. The Book of the Dead contains multiple anti-snake spells, so I expect this is a “vignette” which...
@anticoegitto

papiro, Museo Egizio del Cairo

foto: Claudio Molinari

The deceased woman spears a naughty snake in Cairo Museum. The Book of the Dead contains multiple anti-snake spells, so I expect this is a “vignette” which illustrates one of them.

[The woman wears a white dress. As well as the spear, she holds a knife. The snake is drawn in red with black stripes. The figures are surrounded by hieroglyphs.]

Look I know radically accepting rest and a lack of productivity is the only way to fix our broken ass society, but as a physically disabled person with a chronic illness, i hate you rest. I hate you recovery. I hate you ten hours of sleep a night. I hate you sitting in bed. I hate you never having time to do anything because I'm always resting. I hate you always being tired. I hate you not being able to sleep if I overdo it. I hate you having to rest after literally just walking to the bathroom. I hate you chronic illness and I hate you medical neglect and I hate you inaccessible society and I hate you ableism and I hate hate hate it all

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